Underwear That Protects Your Junk From Being Scanned

Want to protect your privacy from radiation and the Peeping Tom leering at your body scan?

Well, now you can buy a new type of underwear that has an image of a fig leave that will keep your junk hidden from view.

The Rocky Flats Gear product uses a powdered metal that protects the covered area from being seen by a scan and from absorbing as much radiation, both of which are public concerns.

This invention comes just in time for the holidays.  Do you plan on getting some for yourself?

  • JayDee

    Grow UP peoples!! No one is interested in your precious "junk." Get in line, do your part, stop whining.