Washington Monument Left Cracked After Quake

We all watched in utter shock after a 5.8 earthquake rocked DC and surrounding areas yesterday.  It’s an event of such historic magnitude– once in a century!  While it seemed that our monuments had escaped unscathed it has been since discovered that the 555 feet tall, 91,000 ton monument was left with a crack in it.

The quake also left us with some witty clips from our facebook fans that we thought we might share with you today.

“Residents of Washington DC – don’t be alarmed. That shaking you feel is the entire country moving to the right. …. That wasn’t an earthquake. It was Obama’s approval rating hitting rock bottom.”

“The epicenter of the earthquake was located squarely on the ‘Bush’s Fault’, recent events have shown that the White House has consistently abused the ‘Bush’s Fault Line’ for the last 3 years digging deeper into it every chance they get. The 5.9 jolt has said to be responsible for a massive shift to the ‘Right’ which most experts believe will seal the rift and shift the stress over to the ‘Obama’ sinkhole and close it once and for all.”

“That was no earthquake, it was the Fore Fathers collectively rolling in their graves.”

About The Author: Brittany Pounders is a conservative political commentator, blogger, and freelancer. She is a frequent guest columnist for The Toronto Sun, and can be heard through many different radio and media outlets such as The Blaze Radio Network, The Chris Salcedo Show, The Ed Dean Radio Show, has appeared on The Glenn Beck Show and regularly on cable news channels, including NewsmaxTv, One America News Network, America Trends, and the Fox News with Neil Cavuto. She resides in Texas with her husband and is raising three of the finest little people in the world. Follow her on… Facebook or @LibertyBritt